*jumps on table* but if you close your eyes *thrOWS VASE AT WALL* DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE *SPLITS TABLE IN HALF AND FALLS TO GROUND* NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL *LEAPS OUT WINDOW* AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES *ROLLS ONTO GROUND* DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE *JUMPS UP AND RUNS DOWN THE STREET* YOU’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE *BOMB EXPLODES AND BUILDING CRASHES DOWN* HOW AM I GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS *HELICOPTER FALLS TO GROUND AND BLOWS UP* HOW AM I GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive
Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive
Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
"you have an essay due monday"
"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"
"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"
"they’re just fictional characters"
Brendon urie understands me
*studies for 2 minutes*
"talk dirty to me"